June 19, 2001: Types of men in the Holy Land

Israeli man

Piss in a toilet, speaking simultaneously by mobile phone with his accountant and his significant other, switching between them by virtuous moves of ear and shoulder. When finished pissing, continues to speak, leaving a toilet without washing hands.

Russian man

Speaks colorful Russian language. "Умисадерил кабланут на шмире и отъебался от мас-ахнасы. Че, я хуже этих черножопых мароканцев, бля?". Proud to have a rich cultural background. Depending on his success in the society, may be promoted to the level of Israeli man (see above), or degraded to the level of Moldavian, Ukrainian and Romanian (see below).

Moldavian, Ukrainian and Romanian men

Not really men, but gastarbeiters. Because of the odor, which is probably native to their homelands, but alien in the Middle East context, further approach and identification is problematic.

American man

The most optimistic and friendly creature in the world. The favorite world is "fantastic".
- Your computer will probably work.
- That would be fantastic!
- But probably it wouldn't.
- That would be fantastic!
- Let's smash this computer to the hell and go outside.
- That would be fantastic!
- Mind you to nuke your fucking imperialistic America?
- That would be fantastic!

Religious man

On each question, problem and phenomena from the surrounding live, has a ready-to-use deep thought of Rabbi Shnursik Ben Baba Ermiyahu from Egubez. Because of the thourough study of the heritage of Rabbi Shnursik Ben Baba Ermiyahu, doesn't really have time to occupy himself with something else.

Taxi drivers

Interracial species, took the best from all other breeds.


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Jun 19 2001
last updated Fri Feb 3 14:59:31 IST 2006